It's not a blog!! It's a lifestyle!

FACT:
You wish you were vandie and Carrie LL.

And who would blame you? When vandie isn't painting on copious (whorish) amounts of black eyeliner, she's pimping it in the east bay with the fabulous Carrie LL, who usually can be seen sporting anything and EVERYTHING polyester-leopard-print.

These bitches are fabulous, and we're happy you're here to admit it.

Really, we're not that bitchy. We just have a really distinct "lifestyle" that we've developed since our days at Cal Berkeley and we felt compelled to share it with the world.

So if you love outrageous clothing, ridiculous haircuts, talking about animals, country-club sports, sequin and lame' and FARKLE then please, join us in our fabulous journey together on the internet.

And no, we're not gay. Sorry mom.